FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS CONCERNING THE NIGHT OF
NOTE: If you haven’t yet purchased your tickets or dinners, do so now.
Limited Dinner Tickets Available.
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS CONCERNING THE NIGHT OF
Q: My dinner/tickets never came in the mail! What the heck!?
A: Relax; you claim them under the name of the purchaser at registration or you have received an email with a QR code we will scan at the event
Q: Where’s registration?
A: Registration is located outside in the front of the brewery (where the easy-up and the fire truck is).
Q: Do I get a custom pint glass to drink my beer in this year?
A: The first 500 peeps get one with your entry ticket
Q: Dear Dominic, can I wear a coconut bra and a hula skirt to StachetoberFest?
A: Yes. I can’t think of another time it’d be normal, but this year, yes. Just make sure your Tei leaves
aren’t too short, you don’t come off too easy.
Q: I have an awesome mustache, how do I win a prize?
A: Register your stache at the registration tables and then come to the garden at 7:30.
Q: I heard Stone brewed a special beer in honor of the cause this year, is that true?
A: Yes. It’s called “Umi’Umi’ PIA” (“Beer Stache” in Hawaiian) and $2 of every glass goes to the cause
(Order that one!!). $1 of the
other Stone staple beers goes towards the event as well.
Q: How much money from my $16 glass of wine goes to the cause?
A: None. We’re at a Brewery, not Napa…when in Rome. If you don’t like beer, take your 15 dollars, order
a water and buy 3 Umi’Umi’s. Give 1 to the crazy guy with the microphone and 2 to a coupla mustached
patrons.
Q: Will there be meals and shirts available at the door?
A: Yes. For all you slackers, there will be meals (procrastination tax applied) and shirts/sweatshirts
available, black only (standard price)- til they’re gone.
Q: Remember that Dia De Los Muertos year you guys did? I wanna buy that shirt!
A: We will have some of previous years apparel at the event for sale.
Q: If dinners sell out can I still eat?
A: Yes. There will be a limited menu available.
Q: You always have bitchin’ prizes; is there a raffle or silent auction this year?
A: YES! You can buy raffle tickets, 50/50 raffle tickets and bid on silent auction items at the prize tables.
There are several items and all proceeds go to the Fest. If you see something you’ve always wanted, like
a “A booze cruise on a yacht” or “Red Back boots and swag,” then why not buy it when it benefits the
fire community AND its tax deductible.
Q: Can I buy a fireman?
A: Sure. Just tell us which one you want, they’re pretty inexpensive for what you get.
Q: Should I wear my StachetoberFest shirt to the event?
A: Yes
Q: If I purchased on line and it hasn’t come yet, can I pick it up at Stone?
A: Unfortunately, no. For this year only, we used a print on demand company.
Q: Where do I park if the lot is full?
A: The building next door is game (the bottling plant, to the Left if you’re facing the brewery). You can
park there and walk up the hill. If that’s full as well park across the street or…get creative.
Q: It seems like the seats always fill up before I get there?
A: The early bird doesn’t have to sit on a rock. But if you see an old lady eating in the reeds, be the
(wo)man the public thinks you are.
Q: I have all this extra cash and I don’t know what to do with it.
A: We have a boot for problems such as these, put it in there.
Q: Dominic, why do you constantly make me feel so guilty?
A: Is it working?
In all seriousness, if you want to make a “$erio,ooo,u$” donation, we are a 501c3 tax exempt
organization- you’ll get full credit.
Q: Dominic, I’m naturally a prick when I’m drunk and tend to try and violate those around me, FYI.
A: Ok. FYI, we run internal security at StachetoberFest. If reasonable people deem your behavior
unreasonable, you will be shown the door or the bottom of the pond.
Also: if you NEED an UBER, call one. PLEASE don’t drive if you’re unsure if you can…I’ll give you a ride if
you’re that cheap…after you help me clean up.